Justice aide resigns amid prosecutor firings scandal (Roundup)

SP4: 'Attorny General, it's the President sir'Apr 7th, 2007 - 16:26:30

Albeerto?

Si?

This is the President.

Si sir?

How's it going?

O.K. Sir.

Good.

Sir, I'm going to testify today.

Thats good, Albeerto. Make sure you don't screw th pooch like Louis did.

Si sir.

Albeerto?

Yes sir?

By now, even the dumbest goddam lawyer on earth would realize that you..work for me, get it?

Yes sir.

And, like most everyone has come to realize, nothing good comes from trying to undermine either their boss, or the most powerful man in the world. Since in your case, I'm both, that makes you the unluckist spicadero this side of Ensanada.

Yes sir.

So, the next time you go off the frickin reservation, flat hat'in into raid on a congressmans office, I'm going to staple a cow bell your goddam ass, have you dumped in a hay field, give the Vice President a bottle of corn whiskey, a bucket of bird shot, and let you run 20 or so yards in front of him, then tell him its open season on Texas Cheecano lawyers. I don't give a good goddamn if the Congressman name was Osaamee Been Laiden, you come to me first boy, heah now?!

Yes sir.

Since all that's probably illegal, even in Texas, and the vice president is a damn lousy shot, Congress gets a couple of shots at you. You take it for th team there Alberto, make us proud boy, ya heah now?.

Yes sir.

You all have a good day Albeertoo. Don't forget to duck. Vias Condios there ameego!

Si sir.

click.

You know, I like that boy Karl. It's a pity we can't just do a good ol ass whippin right heah in this oval office, but he had it comin, sho nuff.

Yes sir, it's a damn shame.

Karl, whats nancy Pelosi wear'in t'day?

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