Bill Clinton: Hillary had tough decision on Obama offer (Roundup)

SP4: 'Hello?'Dec 3rd, 2008 - 23:36:19

'...yes, this is senator Clinton...oh, yes Barak...what do you want? Yeah, I know....the others told me two days ago....yeah yeah,I'm honored and all that of course...I don't wanna stay here....make sure Foggy Bottom is ready. I want my own staff...yeah Barak...I know...everyone but Gates....sure they all worked for Bill once...that was the deal...remember?....you get the tiller....we get the oars....just keep momma happy and it's all good....just stay out of Foggy Bottom...understand?'

'what?...no, I don't have them....how many?...two?...what color...black...samsonite?...what was the combo?....if I see em..I'll call...NO I do not wanna know whats in them....I'll be sure to keep an eye out for them. If you see me, I'll send Sandy over, or Mr. Hsu...you know, the chinese guy?...I know, there are lots of chinese guys...please try to keep up Barak...you're president now, for god sakes...make a list Barak...have Michele hit you with a lamp...worked on ol f--kbrain everytime......the pardon we want...sure...sure...whatever Barak....now goodbye.'

'Jesus....I thought he'd never stop! You'd think he was actually the President'.

'Hi hon!...nice dress!...reel slimming....hey hon...Hallie Berry wants to come over and do some foundation work in Cancun next week....I know you're busy, so we'll just get out there for four or five days...seen my cigars anywhere?'

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to sp4Dec 3rd, 2008 - 23:59:51

hey this is eddie.
call me i have something i want you to suck on big boy...

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Marcus Junius BrutusDec 4th, 2008 - 02:23:43

Useful reading:

www.amazon.com/Coup-dÉtat-Practical-Edward-Luttwak/dp/0674175476

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SP4: EddieDec 4th, 2008 - 15:59:41

...gee, I'm sure that's nice, if you're into that kind of thing, but I don't own a depth gauge so I probably could not find it anyway.

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@ SP4: EddieDec 4th, 2008 - 23:05:09

But we know you would if you could find it SP4.

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JERKS UNITEDDec 4th, 2008 - 23:40:26

Whatever is Bubba O playing at, even recognising that these Clinton`s exist, let alone inviting their wretched participation in his 'administration'.

I had to put the quotes to prevent a rupture through laughing - the black bonehead could`nt administer a Coke drink without dropping it.

What is America playing at by paying attention to this obscene family ?
They should be ostracized and exiled.

If Bubba let`s either HER or HIM - you remember ? - the Oval Office oral pervert - into his White House Muppet Show, all we will have is another Clinton Presidency by proxy, with the old hag completing the combination. Bubba will be a just a puppet on a string.

Damn it ! I`ve just puked up on the keyboard.

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HEY - EDDIE ARE YOU THERE ?Dec 4th, 2008 - 23:55:13

Why ask one of America`s most intelligent and knowledgeable assets like SP4 to suck this thing you have ?

Gee man ! You should have contacted Hillary Clinton. With an ex-President hubby like her Bill she should be highly experienced.

After all, her Billy gained his spurs at such artistry in the Oval Office of the great White House amid all the hub-bub and boredom of running the country.

Better that for an Arena ! Even Julius Caesar never got that far.

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JerksDec 5th, 2008 - 15:20:11

more blather from little boys who haven't grown up.

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SP4: well edDec 5th, 2008 - 17:56:02

..it's still not my thing, even then I still wouldn't compete with all of your relatives.

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